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These two marvelous midfield maestros would waltz their way into any team in Europe, but which is the best?
Most people think that these two superstars are too similar to play in the same team, but who would win in a fight? There can be only one!

Well the psycho pop “starlet” has unleashed the madness and laid a chunk of hurt on Miss Aguilera…. and lets face it… it was always going to be Britney… she’s slightly loopy and Christina is basically a fluffy bunny with a bad-ass rep…. BRITNEY WINS!

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Ok so today i decided it’s the battle of the Pop princesses…. once sweet innocent pop stars they have now fallen from grace.. all of it captured in high def video!!! Both had stints in rehab… both are now on a bit of a downer…. but who would win!!!!!

Well it seems Homer has beaten the man who has met everybody. The fact that Homer has been around longer and has a natural immunity to pain sealed Peters fate….. next time stick to fighting chickens Mr Griffin!!!!!!

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Battle of the cartoon baddasses… We’ve got Homer Simpson… works with nuclear waste.. loves food… and has a low IQ….. We also have Peter Griffin….. also tubby…. his chin looks like a pair of cartoon testicles… he was once a medieval knight and he fights with chickens…..3…..2……1…….FIGHT!!!!!

Well there was a lot of debate over who would win this one…. in the end I had to conclude it would be a draw as they both have thier own special moves and excuses…. whether the fight would even take place is another thing to consider as Paris would probably cry her way out of it and Lindsay would probably be whisked away to rehab for anger therepy….. our very first DRAW!!!!!

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And so we’re now on to the battle of the ‘Super Brats’!………. Paris Hilton… she’s been to prison… cried her way out… and then went back again…. Famous for her ‘home’ videos!… She’s certainly a handful. Then again we have Lindsay Lohan…. Like Paris she likes to drink drive…. Has a bad drug habit and sports a fashionable LAPD tracking anklet… Let the bitch-fight begin!

Well to be honest there was a lot of discussion on this one but in the end Indy laid the smack-down on Mclane!!! I mean Indy is a man who has beaten the Nazi’s twice, got Hitlers autograph, survived a clash with GOD, used a boat as a parachute and found the “Holy Grail” / “Lost Ark“. John Mclane has beaten a bunch of terrorists a few times…. Meh… big deal…. INDY WINS!!!!!!

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So………… today’s fight is Indiana Jones VS Lt. John McLane. Should be an interesting one as Indy has his numerous qualifications, bullwhip and infamous hat….. but Lt. McLane has his shiny policemans badge and his witty comments…. Not to mention bare feet and a white vest!!!!

Well to be honest I wanted Bourne to win this one as his hand to hand combat skills are far superior due to his mental conditioning/reflexes. However it seems the Mr Bond has the edge with MI6’s latest gadgets and gizmos………………………… BOND WINS…. (Although in a straight fight I still reckon Bourne would whoop his ass).