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Chuck obviousely!!! Jacb Bauer is a pussy.

Defo Chuck, I mean he eats bullets for breakfast! jack has nothing else to beat him with.

Chuck > Jack
Proof:
It takes 24 hours for Jack to overcome his enemies.
Whilst it takes Chuck a single roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris obviously!! Just look at his manly beard - and the fact he can inpregnate women just by pointing his finger at them and going boooyah.

Jack and his PDA/Mobile can defeat any1!

Chuck is a legend! Without a doubt Chuck Norris can beat all.

Chuck Norris wins easily, nothing can ever beat him!

Chuck Norris clearly has rubbish hair but he does have better guns… He also looks slightly sweatier than Jack. This is very hard - I’m hoping for a reservoir dogs style ending with just the camera man left standing.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Lets see Chuck do that.

hold on a sec, who is this Jack Baur? I’ve never heard of him before. He looks a bit like that guy from 24….? ah yea Kiefer Sutherland. aka Jack BAUER!

Hey, thanks for holding me in such high regards, I’d never dare fight Chuck, he would whoop my ass without moving!

chuck is the real deal, off the screen and farts out jack bauers on a regular basis

Jack and Chuck are definetly good at fighting but I’m a great fighter. I’d whip the shit out of these two before they even wet their pants out of fear. They are both pussies.

Keiffer can so take chuck norris down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone who said Chuck Norris would win this fight is a communist or a terrorist, and Jack will turn the interrogation machine to 8 cc’s, while he sympathizes with your unwillingnesses to be be shot in the knee. Jack cannot be beaten, he is a walking force of nature much like black hole.

Chuck Norris is against the separation of church and state. Jack Bauer’s church IS the state.

When Jack Bauer calls the president collect, the president accepts the charges.