no way ever ever ever ever lampard would beat gerrard at anything, except most overrated player!

plus stevie is scouse and gonna b well ‘ard, whereas lampard would just hide behind jose.

stevie g all tha way here

Lampard uses the word “suave” and shaves his armpits. Nuff said.

Lampard is better at aiming shots 15 yards wide of the goal, having it take a lucky deflection, then running around celebrating like it is the most classy goal in football history. Other than that, I think Gerrard wins…

Is this a joke!

Lampard not fit to clean gerrards boots so to be in the squared ring will become a death match.

The fight would be embarrasing for everyone watching!

Gerrard to win with one punch!

Lampard would undoubtedly try some of his Sumo moves, but Gerrard would only need to slap him once and show him a picture of the European Cup and Lampard would be in tears Mismatch

stevie would win easily fat frank would be tired after 10 seconds

lmapard is fatty lol n he doent do gud shots gerrard iz much beter

The only competition Lampard would win is the pie eating one.

Gerrard is the tops, Fat Frank bellyflops!!!!!!

Lampard - Big and fat, probly a heft punch on him, But hes not manly enough.

Gerrard - Quick, strong and very manly! gerrard would own him at everything, bar sumo.

Stevie would batter lumps out of fat Fwank

Stevie G! Although he does like to take a dive now and then…

Not being funny but gerrard would “lamp” him everywhere. Stevie is from two dogs fightin, imagine lampard walking round the blue bell in huton…..can’t see it. Na for me Gerrard would murder lampard, hes a top scal, lampard grew up in rich daddy and unckle harrys house.

Stevie would twat him Fat Frank!

If it was sumo wrestling though…

Gerrard

…That is all…

Anyone remember when Lampard “broke his wrist” and had to miss a game, when really everyone was just sick of him wasting opportunities…

Seeing as they’re both scum It’s hard to pick a winner but if I had to pick I’d say the dirty scouse pulls out a knife and gutts the fatty faster than a flukey lamplard deflection goal! And I’m with the rest of England when I say put Lampard on the bloody bench Mclaren. It dosen’t work!! But to clarify I’m not part of the majority who thinks Lampard is a complete waste of space.
I suggest reading this: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/fink_tank/article1851667.ece

gerrard sur sure no…. he is a ard bastard… probably kill lamps with his bare hands

Well I heard that Frank is having a scan on his leg. So looks like Gerrards given him a beating!

Steven gerrard would win as he is just a scally and a thug and anyway Lampard is too pretty to fight, he’s such a dish i wouldnt want Stevie to ruin his good looks. Xx

I heart Lampard.

That is all.

Mikey/Juan from .tv =]

Gerrard by a long shot, lampards fat and shit

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No contest. Gerrard would just two foot lunge Lampard into the balls, rendering him bollockless.

Lampard is a Sumo wrestler….

Gerrard beats Frank as Frank is Fat and only has sneaky kicks,

Isn’t it obvious? Lampard with his extra kilos moves alot slower than Gerrard. Gerrard will tease him with a pie, and say: “Down!”, and he will. Just like a dog. Gerrard for the win!

Stevie any day - he’d batter the fat shit!

for once ill say lampard, only cos i feel sorry for him!

Gerrard no doubt, he is hard!!
How Ard?? Gerr’ard

Fat Frank is a girl, Gary Neville could kick his ass, and that is saying something

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He kissed the badge on his chest
Then put in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

Fuck off Chelski FC,
You ain’t got any history,
5 european cups and 18leagues,
That’s what we call history!

LIV,
ERP,
Double O L,
Liverpool FC!!!!

lol gerrrard is most over rated player sum1 look up the stats of the two players il fink ul fin lampard wins by along shot after all he score was it 22 last season gerrard 9 n im sure he assited over double than gerrard ahs gerrard ever got close to world player of year no!! lamps has gerrard is most overrated player in world and press bum him

Lampard is by far a better attacking midfielder

Gerrard would would win with his superior hand speed.

gerrard would smash him in the face and lampard would go down oh yeah and hes better at football

Gerrard any day of the week frank lampard is over rated and is fat

Gerrard seems to have a massive big prick. The other one shaves it and it’s not that big. Look at the enormous bulge in Gerrard’s red silky shorts - it is fucking huge. My mouth waters.