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Ok so today i decided it’s the battle of the Pop princesses…. once sweet innocent pop stars they have now fallen from grace.. all of it captured in high def video!!! Both had stints in rehab… both are now on a bit of a downer…. but who would win!!!!!

Well it seems Homer has beaten the man who has met everybody. The fact that Homer has been around longer and has a natural immunity to pain sealed Peters fate….. next time stick to fighting chickens Mr Griffin!!!!!!

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Battle of the cartoon baddasses… We’ve got Homer Simpson… works with nuclear waste.. loves food… and has a low IQ….. We also have Peter Griffin….. also tubby…. his chin looks like a pair of cartoon testicles… he was once a medieval knight and he fights with chickens…..3…..2……1…….FIGHT!!!!!

Well there was a lot of debate over who would win this one…. in the end I had to conclude it would be a draw as they both have thier own special moves and excuses…. whether the fight would even take place is another thing to consider as Paris would probably cry her way out of it and Lindsay would probably be whisked away to rehab for anger therepy….. our very first DRAW!!!!!

Well to be honest there was a lot of discussion on this one but in the end Indy laid the smack-down on Mclane!!! I mean Indy is a man who has beaten the Nazi’s twice, got Hitlers autograph, survived a clash with GOD, used a boat as a parachute and found the “Holy Grail” / “Lost Ark“. John Mclane has beaten a bunch of terrorists a few times…. Meh… big deal…. INDY WINS!!!!!!

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Ooooh this is gonna be a good one…. Super Spy/Amnesia suffering Jason Bourne pits his lightning fast hand to hand skills and CIA training against the ever cool James Bond and her Majesty’s finest gadgets/gizmos. Who will win????

So it seems that Chuck totally owned Jack….. i was surprised by this but it seemed the clincher was that Jack takes 24 hours to solve his problems whereas most episodes of ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ are about 45 minutes long and contain numerous ’roundhouse’ kicks dealt by Chuck.

So there we have it. Jack may be good at tackling evil terrorists and unruly daughters but in the end Chuck’s superior hand to hand and firearms skills have left Jack crumpled and broken on the floor….. better luck next time Jack!!!!

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As we all know both of these heavyweights are pretty hardcore… but which will prevail??? Jack with his wits and cunning… or Chuck with his ‘Roundhouse’ kick????