So I was originally gonna write this post on the fact that i’m having to replace all my trousers cos i’ve gone down a belt size and now everything I wear makes me look like an extra from Boyz ‘n’ the Hood, however i’m not gonna talk about that.

I was surfing for an appropriatly funny pic and came across this: http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com

It’s a fan based site for girls who love the “Princess Leia Metal Bikini” from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

That’s a lot of Leias!

Anyone interested in getting into a Leia bikina and drapeing themselves on me should know I do a great Jabba the Hutt impression.

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So noone from the Saudi royal family has visited the Queen for over 20 years… We need them in our good books as them possess 25% of the worlds oil and we don’t want to descend into mad max chaos yet….. so how do they greet the monarch on this very special visit??………………

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That’s right…. bust out the Star Wars “Darth Vader” theme as he’s exiting his vehicle… I’m surprised he didn’t order us all frozen in carbonite on the spot!!!

Well in all fairness I think most of use could have guessed that one…. Scobles armed with his knowledge of facebook and such is simply no match for a good blaster by your side!…. Star Wars blasts him back to a galaxy far, far ,far away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VS

A friend of mine suggested that I move away from mainstream celebrities and move towards the unsung heroes. So I thought i’d check out today’s popular web blogs and pit them against each other in a celebrity scrap!!!!

Having checked out a few areas I decided that Robert Scoble (http://scobleizer.com) would be a suitable match up against the Official Star Wars Blog!!!!!!

Let battle of the super bloggers begin!!!