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The numerous displays of panic and general breakdown of the countries transport infastructure due to SNOW recently only can be described as pathetic.

It makes me ashamed to call myself British!!!

People are taking “SNOW DAYS” off work because they are snowed in! Yes that’s right… I said snowed in! Even though the snow is only a few inches thick and the roads have been salted!

Let me explain what snowed in really means:

THIS IS SNOWED IN!

THIS IS NOT SNOWED IN!

Now we have that cleared up can everyone in the UK please grow a pair!

Arrg………. I have to say it…… 50 years ago everyone would laugh at the sad state of modern society….

Oooooh look out!……snow! …… LAME!

Right! So I think I’m being fair in saying that It’s exceptionally cold for January in the UK!

Waking up to -8 degree temperatures and a car that looks like an ice cube with wheels is not my idea of fun!

My house mate says “Stop moaning”, “get over it”, “it’s not that cold”… etc…… lies!!!

I’m convinced he’s one of those 10% born in the world with a natural resistance to the cold!… Maybe he’s descended from an Eskimo or something!

So anyway… Back to my point… and there was one!

It’s bloody freezing in the UK! If anyone reading this blog who’s living in a warm area of the world (preferably positive figures!) wants take pity on me and shelter me (much like a homeless dog) please let me know!

SAVE AS MANY AS YOU CAN!