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Three American men claim to have found a body of famed Bigfoot (also known as Sasquatch). They have even released a photograph to ‘prove’ it.

Apparently the mythical beasts body is 7ft 7in tall and weighs over 500lb!

It was found in the woods of northern Georgia (the US state, not the superpower-bothering country in the Caucasus).

The announcement was made by the CEO of searchingforbigfoot.com, who says he will be holding a press conference on Friday along with the discoverers, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, where they will unveil further photos and DNA evidence.

The sasquatch body, from the photo already released, has reddish-brown hair, an ape-like face, and generally looks a bit like a slightly mildewed fancy-dress gorilla costume.

Noted Cryptozoologist (someone who studies legendary animals) Loren Coleman says on his website that ‘it certainly looks like the real deal.’

He adds ‘the gorilla-like facial features, the robust lack of canines, and the grinding surfaces shown in the teeth suggest a bulky vegetarian with a mixture of higher primate characteristics.’

The team behind the discovery say: ‘Extensive scientific studies will be done on the body by a team of scientists including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist, a paleontologist and other scientists over the next few months at an undisclosed location.’

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